So I have a lot of "regulars" at my store. I work on the first floor of Rideau Centre, so that should give you an idea of the kind of people that I deal with on a day to day basis. Although Rideau is full of whack jobs, I actually have my own following, my own group of, umm, friends, who come by the store on a regular basis. These people, dear audience, are much, much stranger than your average Rideau shoppers. I'll introduce you to a few of them in my next postings.